Favorite Songs Comma Awesomely Bad Category

Are you reading this like Kenneth Parcell from 30 Rock?  If yes, expect your best friend necklace in the mail shortly.

Anyway, it's kind of a gray and ucky day and I'm hitting that 3 o'clock slump so it got me to thinking about to pump myself up, and of course I must consult my iPod, as I remember nothing of my own accord, and made a quick playlist of my top five Awesomely Bad songs:

Just A Friend, Biz Markie.  This was the song we walked into at my wedding.  I wanted it to be the song we DANCED to, but I was vetoed.  I LOVE Biz Markie, I think he is hilarious.

Baby, Justin Bieber.  Whatever, it's awesome. 
Sussudio, Phil Collins.  It is so cheesy and amazing and you have to jump up and down and sing it when it comes on, no matter where you are.

Joey, Concrete Blonde.  Fine, I have a good friend by this name, and we sang it about her, which was dumb but we thought it was funny because she is drama.  She also thinks the song "Caramel" by City High is about her.  She is white.  And way older than anyone in City High.  Also, City High.  Awesomely bad.  Or maybe just bad?

Buffalo Stance, Neneh Cherry.  I told you my friends and I did this song at the karaoke bar, Dublin's, in Los Angeles RIGHT before it closed (it's famous, it appears in the Jay-Z song "Give it to Me"), and it was the best thing ever.  It's hard being this cool.  Oh, wait...

What are some of your awesomely bad songs?


  1. This is tough, because I have a hard time judging whether or not a song is awesomely bad or just awesome. Here are the ones I *think* are bad, but I love, right off the top of my head:

    "Stars Are Blind" by Paris Hilton (ok, I KNOW that one's bad. But it's so catchy)

    Anything by Hilary Duff.

    "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy" by the Revolting Cocks. FAR superior to the Rod Stewart version, trust me.

    Anything by Tiffany.

    Anything by Debbie Gibson.

    "We Built This City" by Starship.

    "Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You" by Glen Medieros

    I know there are more, because I was raised on VH1. I am not embarrassed! I embrace these wonderful (horrible?) songs! In fact, I'm gonna make a mix CD, pop it in, turn it up, and sing loudly as I drive with the windows rolled down. People will say, "Who's that AWESOME girl and where can I get a copy of that CD?"


  2. OMG! Bink and I were TOTALLY having a dance party to Stars are Blind last night!! I had not heard it in forever and it IS really good. Everyone is going to be so jealous of you and how awesome you are. Hooray!!!

  3. Really? THAT is synchronicity right there! What are the chances??

    I forgot to add "Talk Dirty To Me" by Poison. I listen to it on a loop on Spotify.

  4. Seriously that is totally weird. OMG I love that song!!!! On it... :)