I don't sleep anymore because I have two babies. It's like I'm drunk most of the time. But for free.
Cute Baby Pictures... A Mystery in Two Acts
So Bink is a very cute, animated baby (not a cartoon baby, silly!) that I would like to take pictures of sometimes. Not all the time, but sometimes. However, this never happens the way I want because I do not know how to take nice pictures. How do I do this? It's dire. For reals. Please see below, taken over the course of maybe five minutes...
I have 58490368905 of these. One nanosecond earlier, she was looking at me adorably.
I am not hurting her here. She is falling over herself to get her hands on the camera and I am saving her from cracking her head open.