I don't sleep anymore because I have two babies. It's like I'm drunk most of the time. But for free.
...or you could just post a video of a cute sloth. Like this one: http://youtu.be/vkZ1qR-v__8:)
Also--just a suggestion--if you want people to stop finding your blog that way, maybe you should stop writing that phrase in your posts. Just sayin'. ;)