All right, all riiiiiiiight...

And we are back.

How was everyone's holiday?  Mine was awesome.  Our place sort of turned into the dorms, and I am actually craving veggies.  Say whaaaa?  I know, gross.  But I am glad to be back.  Even though I don't usually resolve on January 1 to improve myself, I have a few plans for the year that I am looking forward to, definitely.  I am going to be more focused, for one, which I think will be good.  Yes, I know this is an immesurable and therefore probably a dumb resolution, but I've got to at least TRY.

Also, in 2012 I will write a book and buy a house and at the end of the year maybe get pregnant.  There is no way I will not look at this on 1/3/13 and be like "Oh, um, yeah, forgot about those" while I drink whiskey from a mason jar (because I won't be pregnant, get it?), sitting in my little rented box, holding an empty notebook.  Well, I guess nobody writes a book in a notebook, but you get what I mean. 

One of these.

Do this.
And another one of these?  I must be crazy.
But, no wait.  I AM going to do all of these things.  It's put out in the universe and the Alchemist said (I know some of you hated it, but some of you also don't even know what it's like to feel an attachment to anything, so...) that when you put what you want out into the universe, it conspires to make it happen.  Right?  Something like that.  So there we go.  Who else is resolving?


  1. You have to make a board, like on Happy Endings. That's the only way to make these things happen for real.

    I always want to make one, but then I think to myself, "where am I going to put that thing without people thinking I'm crazy?". Maybe I'll make one and put it under my bed. Will that work?

  2. OMG PLEASE be advised that was so funny. "I'm not going to date a guy with a dream board!" I totally want to do this as well, but am too embarrassed. I think if you let the universe know that you are only hiding the board because you don't want people to think you are a wackjob, it will understand and grant you all of your wishes.