I don't sleep anymore because I have two babies. It's like I'm drunk most of the time. But for free.
Glamour Magazine Knows Everything
Instead of butter, spread mayo on your bread when making a grilled cheese. You will NOT be sorry. Unless you do this, then go settle down your screaming kid, and burn said grilled cheese on one side. Then you will be sorry. But then you will get the great idea to discard the burned bread and just eat half a sandwich. Then you will be happy. You're welcome.
For some reason, Glamour doesn't feature this online. Which is weird, why wouldn't you want to project an image of disgusting sloth? Not cute sloth, like this: