Get off the Bedtime Express

So Bink is a terrible sleeper.  Fine, WAS a terrible sleeper.  Now I've jinxed it and she'll never sleep again and I'll go back to having one eyebrow, as who has time to pluck and shape on no sleep?!  Here is what changed our lives.

aka Hell on Earth

This CD is the most annoying amalgomation of noise ever, but it is literally the ONLY thing that puts her to sleep.  So I will listen to the creepy train conductors, beach sounds, bug sounds, train sounds and lullabies (SIMULTANEOUS!) if it means that I get to watch my DVRed Gossip Girl at 8:30 in peace.