So like I said, my best friend is getting married this weekend and I realize that my mom-wardrobe just isn't cutting it, so I went out to the shops for a few things (here is where I pretend I am Gwyneth Paltrow in Sliding Doors, apparently). And what I found, friends... is life-changing.
Yes, I realize that SPANX have been around since the Pilgrims, but apparently I thought I was so Olsen-twinnish that I didn't need it. Um, no. Well, today all of that changes. I AM Olsen-twinnish when I put on my shiny new shapewear and I never, ever want to take it off. EVER.
|How rude! Tss...|
But don't TELL anyone you're wearing it. It defeats the purpose. On that note, I am going to RETURN all of my shapewear and if anyone notices my gorgeousness, it's genetics, that's ALL.