Snack Packs are Awful.

I don't think I really have anything more to say about that.  Seriously, they are.  Especially room temperature.  At least when they've been in the fridge, they taste like cold (tastes like burning!).

Sorry, you're not the coolest. This is the kind I have right here, maybe the full-fat ones are better?

Oh, I have a bunch of Snack Packs at my desk from my tooth incident and I just ate one because, well, it's like Randy Jackson's autograph, you're not gonna not, you know?  But Billy is wrong.  Snack Packs at room temperature taste like squishy chemicals.