|Meat-free. And delicious.|
|Definitely still own this.|
But not this year.
This year we are going to be doing the coolest thing ever. Thursday will be spent at my uncle's house, but then Friday morning we are going up to my husband's family lake house and we are doing Thanksgiving there. Picture a cross between "On Golden Pond" (in terms of beauty, etc.) and "Animal House" (in terms of our behavior). It is going to be SO much fun. So I am obsessing over this and this morning I presented Husband with a really good idea.
Me: "We should definitely buy extra stuffing to make after dinner. It always goes first, because it is the best, and then we can enjoy it as leftovers and everyone will think I am brilliant?"
Husband: "Yeah, good idea."
Me: "Um, it is a REALLY good idea. Why aren't you more excited about it? We can have stuffing at like ten at night!"
Husband: "Yup, stuffing is good."
And that was that. Here's why it makes me furious: what will happen, because this is what ALWAYS happens, is that I will bring up stuffing, and nobody will care, and then someone will find it in the kitchen and make it and everyone will enjoy it and then everyone will take full credit for this awesome idea and it will be like I never existed. Guaranteed. And now I have legit proof (when I complain about this, I am always asked for evidence that something was my idea, and now I have it.) that I thought of this first.
PS: I mostly called this "Turkey Whores" because I wanted to see if anyone searched for something like this. I condone neither turkey nor whoring. You know what I mean.