What up, fancyface?

So across the street from my office is a place full of awesomeness that is there for no reason.  It is a wine and cheese store and it is amazing, yet I work in a place that doesn't REALLY get much shopping traffic.  But who cares, more for me!  They are SO nice, and it's reasonably priced, AND they let you try stuff.  So I got a haul for Husband and I tonight and probably I'll win wife of the year award, if that award is given by me.  But I got a bottle of wine that cost TWENTY DOLLARS.  I know!  I'm going to start calling everyone "dahhhhling" and wearing velvet pantaloons at all times.  That is what fancy people do, I saw it on the news. 

This is what came up when I Googled "fanciest girl ever". Why is the Internet so weird?!
And I got proscuitto, and three kinds of cheese, one of which is $30 a pound.  Obviously I bought two bites of it, but who cares?!  Fanciest, remember? 

Annnnnd this is what came up when I Googled "velvet pantaloons". Don't worry, Internet, we're friends again.
Booze-springa is very high-class this year...


  1. I looooove the fancy cheese store, daahling. Enjoy your fancy fanciness!


  2. I wish I had a wife like you. Can we eat brie sandwiches with fig jam there for lunch sometime? Yums.

  3. YES. J, you know the place I mean, right? It is awesome. T, if you were here, you could join in the fancy, dahhhhhling... Mwah!!!!