1. Search term Tuesday: fatass diet coke
2. Today is frigid but tomorrow should be 60 degrees. Therefore I am making taco salad and grapefruit margaritas for dinner. I make the best grapefruit margaritas of all time. The trick is to juice fresh grapefruit. I am already thirsty.
3. "Danny's Song" just came on my Spotify. Seriously, you all need to get this. Guys, it's Napster for the 2010s! Is that a term? Probably not.
4. That is all for now.