Also, I feel like this weather makes you pasty. Like, I'm super white and at the same time, super pink. So today I Paris Hiltoned myself with bronzer (do kids still talk about Paris Hilton? I cannot in good faith use a Jersey Shore reference here because I've never seen it.) and looked like Blanche Devereaux.
|You know how everyone in 1988 had flowy outfits and orange stripes on their cheeks? That's me today.|
Also, I have all of these pink lip glosses that I put on and they make me look whorey or like I don't know how to put on makeup. Is it time to buy more lipsticks? Probably. For the record, Juicy Tubes, I hate you now because you make me look like I think I am young and cute. I'm going to buy lipstick.
Tomorrow is supposed to be blizzardly. VOM. I want shorts NOW.
Tonight Bink and I are making chili cheese fries. I will let you know how it goes.