Also, how do you stop being addicted to Diet Coke? I tried to trick myself by having wine instead, but no dice. I mean, it was good, but I still wanted the DC. I know it makes you fat and mean and gives you a beard (Is that one wrong?) but literally, right now I am itchy for it. Not itchy in the same way as I was when I saw Chris Elliot, but still, pretty intense.
|This is basically what I look like right now, with a curlier mustache. Stupid Diet Coke!|