Anyway, he turns it up all the way, and I am dying laughing because it is so ridiculous, and the owner comes running out from the back and is like "TURN THAT DOWN!" because it is FILTHY, and the kid, not joking, says "I can't help that I'm a gangsta." Like, there was no way he could have prevented the incident. And he toasted my bagel extra dark, which is just how I like my bagels and men. Um, what? Anyway, it was the best thing ever and I wasn't sad anymore.
For your viewing pleasure. I didn't watch this, so I really hope it isn't super dirty: