Breaking Up with Breaking Amish

Okay, so last night while I was folding and putting things away, I decided to relax with everyone's favorite non-English, the crazy kids from Breaking Amish.  And I had to shut it off.  Now, before you get all up in arms, like, "she is so snobby!" I will remind you that I have Phat Girlz on my DVR and I will never, EVER get rid of it.  So it's not like I think it's bad because I have good taste.  I have very, very bad taste.  But even I cannot do it.  It is SO BAD.

First of all, it is SO fake.  Now, I don't mind fake reality TV - I own the 6-episode stint Britney did back when she was married to Kevin (do you like the way I rock it?  Boy, it's chaotic), but this is painful.  Like, Abe's mother showed up with Rebecca's family - like, they're not supposed to know each other, but since in real life they, like, have a CHILD together, obviously they do.  And Rebecca and KateAshleeSimpson decide to be models?  Come on.  So stupid.  I finally shut it off when Jeremiah went into that store and put on the Slash hat and looked like a tiny ringmaster in the Olivia books.  It was just too much.

I'm not recording these anymore, which is something I rarely do.  Commitment is a very big part of my life, but this is just too terrible to bear.  Let's find a new awful show to obsess over.  I think Hart of Dixie is coming back soon...

I thought this was Rebecca giving the finger. It is not.

You're welcome.


  1. I'm still grieving over this show. WHY ARE YOU FAKE, BREAKING AMISH??? Grief is a process, and I'm over the anger and onto the acceptance, so it's nearly done.

    ...that Britney show was pretty good, actually.

  2. I know, I'm also disappointed, but I MUST WATCH IT. Hart of Dixie is awesome and it is back on the air - hooray!