What is this stuff?  I was a good citizen and bought some, but now I don't know what to do with it.  I'm trying to get Pinterest to tell me what to do with it, but I can't find much that I don't hate.  Why did I spend $2 on organic millet?!  I should have bought a scratcher instead.

And someone just opened a can of soda behind me.  Now I want soda.  I don't think millet would approve.  Why is it so judgemental?!

We heart millet. Or do we? I'm so confused.
Yours in hippiedom (and this kid, which is what comes up if you google 'millet is the worst'),

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