I don't sleep anymore because I have two babies. It's like I'm drunk most of the time. But for free.
What is this stuff? I was a good citizen and bought some, but now I don't know what to do with it. I'm trying to get Pinterest to tell me what to do with it, but I can't find much that I don't hate. Why did I spend $2 on organic millet?! I should have bought a scratcher instead.
And someone just opened a can of soda behind me. Now I want soda. I don't think millet would approve. Why is it so judgemental?!