I don't sleep anymore because I have two babies. It's like I'm drunk most of the time. But for free.
Jessica Simpson. I don't care. So WHY do I care?
Seriously, I threw out my copies of Newlyweds. Don't pretend you didn't have them, too! So why do I care at all about her baby? It cannot be explained. Much like the origins of San Diego or licks to the center of the Tootsie Pop, the world may never know.
Oh, and I tried to find a Jessica Simpson song that I like - couldn't find ONE. But THIS song is awesome. So, so awesome.