I didn't hate it. I sort of loved it. Don't judge.
But you CAN make fun of me for forcing my mother to dig out my rosary beads and prayer book from my First Communion so I can keep them with me always. THAT you can totally make fun of. Oh, and when my friend (hi, S) told me I looked different today, I told her that it was because the light of God was now within me and she vomited, you can make fun of that, too.
But it IS! I'm being fresh, but really, it made me feel good to go so I may keep going.
1/5/12
It's All Right, 'Cause it's Saved by the Bell Thursday!
On Thursday! Awww yeah!!
Because this week has been so busy, I'd like to spend a little time focusing on the more awesome aspects of the most awesome show ever made. So yes, friends, today's cameo cutie is....
BRIAN FATE!
Please tell me you know who this is. If you don't, I actually won't be TOO mad because I am surprised I remembered him myself. This one is TOTALLY random.
Okay, do you remember the Zack Attack/Friends Forever episode? Brian Fate is the jogger/record producer who HAPPENS to be zipping by in his gorgeous shiny tracksuit and hears the band rocking their major hit "Friends Forever" (I think - OMG, I can't actually remember!) and catapults them to fame and fortune. The episode takes on the familiar "Behind the Music" format, where they rise to amazing heights, only to crash and burn and become nuns on the hit soap, Santa Barbara (that was Kelly). Slater becomes a racecar driver (whose non-life-threatening injuries ultimately bring the band back together), Screech becomes some sort of maharishi with a cheerleader girlfriend, I forget what Lisa does, and they all convene at the hospital and become a band again. Blah, blah, it's boring. Anyway...
THIS exists, so yay.
But who IS Brian Fate? Like, in real life? Is he at the Max? Is he out promoting his new breakout star, Britney Spears? Swoon. The answer is: he is even MORE random!
Nick Brooks is the actor that played Brian Fate. And he was in the most RANDOM things of all time. Take a peek:
Every Dog's Day
Agent 1
Happy Thursday!
Because this week has been so busy, I'd like to spend a little time focusing on the more awesome aspects of the most awesome show ever made. So yes, friends, today's cameo cutie is....
BRIAN FATE!
Please tell me you know who this is. If you don't, I actually won't be TOO mad because I am surprised I remembered him myself. This one is TOTALLY random.
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| Hubba hubba. |
THIS exists, so yay.
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| I will never stop laughing. |
But who IS Brian Fate? Like, in real life? Is he at the Max? Is he out promoting his new breakout star, Britney Spears? Swoon. The answer is: he is even MORE random!
Nick Brooks is the actor that played Brian Fate. And he was in the most RANDOM things of all time. Take a peek:
Every Dog's Day
Agent 1
– Out the Door (1991) … Prop Guy
He is CURRENTLY playing himself in something!? I don't get this at all. Oh, and this is NOT the Nick Brooks who is accused of trying to kill people and has a famous pedophile father (DON'T Google it!), it's a different guy. But I do know this. This is a really weird picture of Lisa Turtle:
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| Contouring is my life, dahhhling. |
1/4/12
God School
Wait, am I going to get in even MORE trouble today for this?
I am 100% positive people are plotting my demise on the West Coast, so I will just put it all out there.
So I am Catholic. Husband is Catholic. We are not overtly religious, like, don't go to church, but I like to think there is a higher power out there, and I love organized things, so organized religion, wahoo. You know what I mean.
Anyway.
So Bink is getting baptized this weekend. I know, I waited until she was ready for the Prom before I signed her up for this because I did NOT WANT TO GO TO CLASS. I'm not her godmother, why should I have to go to a class to learn about - actually, I have no idea what we are going to learn about, but tonight we have to go to a baptism class and I am terrified. We didn't get married in a church so we didn't do Precana, but it sounded pretty intense. Bink is getting baptized at the church I grew up in, that I have not been to since my Confirmation, I don't think, and again, this terrifies me. I am scared it's going to be like CCD where we had to talk in front of people and share stories about faith (fine, we did not do this in CCD, but it could happen tonight!!) and the teacher will yell at me for talking to my neighbor and I'll go straight to hell.
This is what happens at baptism class, correct?
I will keep you posted.
Also, I ordered a deli sandwich platter for the afters. And a cake. But I'm REALLY excited for the sandwiches.
I am 100% positive people are plotting my demise on the West Coast, so I will just put it all out there.
So I am Catholic. Husband is Catholic. We are not overtly religious, like, don't go to church, but I like to think there is a higher power out there, and I love organized things, so organized religion, wahoo. You know what I mean.
Anyway.
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| There is no way the bonnet that comes with Bink's gown will fit her. |
This is what happens at baptism class, correct?
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| Fine, I only sort of remember this episode, so I can't think of anything funny. |
Also, I ordered a deli sandwich platter for the afters. And a cake. But I'm REALLY excited for the sandwiches.
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| This is more my speed. |
And the Resolution is BROKEN.
I made a mistake at work. It is fixed now, but I am SO upset and disappointed in myself. It is very hard to not beat yourself up over things like this, no? It sucks. How depressing is this post? Not even kittens could save it now...
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| For reals, yo. |
Stupid kittens. And me.
Kitten?
You know how the best thing ever is checking out how people end up at your site, and no joke, I'm overrun with people searching for "kitten". Hm. I don't have anything against kittens, but it's still pretty weird ESPECIALLY because nobody ever finds me via searching for Saved by the Bell. Also, my brother got me a "Saved by the Bell Guide to Life" booklet that I am going to take a billion pictures of to show you because it is extremely hilarious and also full of typos.
Back to the gym today as well. BoRING.
Back to the gym today as well. BoRING.
1/3/12
Christmas
The following pictures are of actual gifts I received. I do not have a problem, except maybe I'm too cool for school?
I also got a blow-up midget doll, but I left that up at my in-laws' house. It was NOT from them, but I didn't want it!
From Bink (an Arch card. For those who do not know, it is a McDonald's gift card. And I actually got three.) |
| From Mom. |
| From my In-laws. |
I also got a blow-up midget doll, but I left that up at my in-laws' house. It was NOT from them, but I didn't want it!
All right, all riiiiiiiight...
And we are back.
How was everyone's holiday? Mine was awesome. Our place sort of turned into the dorms, and I am actually craving veggies. Say whaaaa? I know, gross. But I am glad to be back. Even though I don't usually resolve on January 1 to improve myself, I have a few plans for the year that I am looking forward to, definitely. I am going to be more focused, for one, which I think will be good. Yes, I know this is an immesurable and therefore probably a dumb resolution, but I've got to at least TRY.
How was everyone's holiday? Mine was awesome. Our place sort of turned into the dorms, and I am actually craving veggies. Say whaaaa? I know, gross. But I am glad to be back. Even though I don't usually resolve on January 1 to improve myself, I have a few plans for the year that I am looking forward to, definitely. I am going to be more focused, for one, which I think will be good. Yes, I know this is an immesurable and therefore probably a dumb resolution, but I've got to at least TRY.
Also, in 2012 I will write a book and buy a house and at the end of the year maybe get pregnant. There is no way I will not look at this on 1/3/13 and be like "Oh, um, yeah, forgot about those" while I drink whiskey from a mason jar (because I won't be pregnant, get it?), sitting in my little rented box, holding an empty notebook. Well, I guess nobody writes a book in a notebook, but you get what I mean.
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| One of these. |
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| Do this. |
| And another one of these? I must be crazy. |
But, no wait. I AM going to do all of these things. It's put out in the universe and the Alchemist said (I know some of you hated it, but some of you also don't even know what it's like to feel an attachment to anything, so...) that when you put what you want out into the universe, it conspires to make it happen. Right? Something like that. So there we go. Who else is resolving?
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