Baby's here. But, really...

So I had the baby.  He is the cutest ever and I am obsessed with him.  It's pretty sick, but it can neither be helped nor stopped.  Bink LOOOVES him, which is also awesome.  But honestly, that's not why I am writing today.

I want Instagram.

No, I do not own a Smartphone.  And apparently you can't do it on the computer.  But I honestly feel like my life would improve drastically if I had it.  I would do so many cool things and activities.  People I barely talk to could see what I had for dinner!  I desire it, I crave it, and nobody will get it for me.

Granted, I could go to the store (AT&T?  I think I have that.  Can you still have that one?) and upgrade my plan from when I got my first cell phone at age 23, but come o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-nnnnnnnn-ah.  I don't wanna go, I hate the cell phone store!  Someone just do it for me, right?  Alas, that has yet to be the case,  so my life will continue to be terrible.  Or something.

Also, do you know what Snapchat is?  Any why it was invented????  SICK!


  1. I want you to get Instagram too. I resisted for a very long time, then I got it a few months ago and I love it. There are people on there who I didn't know used social media--friends I've had no contact with for months at a time. And now we "see" each other every day and it's magical. I highly recommend it.

    Just go to ATT's website and order your phone. You don't even have to go to the cell phone store anymore. They just SEND IT RIGHT TO YOUR HOUSE. It's the future now, obviously. You can justify this purchase by the fact that the camera on your new smartphone will be so good that you'll take more pictures of your kids and upload them to social media so that your family will be happy. It sounds like a BS excuse, but it's actually valid.

    When you finally get Instagram add me @terilynnbrown. ;)

  2. Oh, and congratulations on the baby boy!