Sleep Is So 2009...
I don't sleep anymore because I have two babies. It's like I'm drunk most of the time. But for free.
2/6/15
Never Have I Ever...
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... been sobbing all over myself watching a newscast or Youtube video about a family suffering a devastating hardship but powering through i...
2/4/15
Cinderella is real, dammit! And she lives in New Hampshire!
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So at dinner tonight, Bink looked a little worried. "Mom. We need to get to the bottom of this. Is there a monster stealing my juice?...
2/3/15
And It's Only Tuesday?!
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While Bink was at ballet this afternoon Bubba and I went to the grocery store to replenish what I thought was our unending stockpile of froz...
6/12/14
Snakes!
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Seriously, we may have to move. I feel like I've said this before, but this time I mean it. We have a snake. In the yard. That slither...
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4/14/14
Guilt
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Today we went to the playground with a bunch of Bink's little friends. It's the nicest day of the year and while Bink does not overl...
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4/2/14
Things I Said Today
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I have literally said all of these things in the last 24 hours. We do not show our bums in Target. We have been in Target 20 minutes. I ...
3/17/14
The Best Website Ever and Why My Son Will Probably Ask His Algebra Teacher to the Prom
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You are all welcome. Well, if you have junky sleeping babies. This is literally a life-changer. www.troublesometots.com Um, why isn'...
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