I'll Make Love to You Tuesday

First, right?

I have found many things that I would like to make love to, and wanted to share them because if I like it, I imagine you want to know, right?  WHAT.

1. White Chocolate Macadamia Clif Bars.  Um, why didn't you tell me about these?  Delicious.
2. This salad that I've been eating everyday: blackberries, strawberries, arugula, cucumber, goat cheese and walnuts.  No dressing, just throw it in a bowl.  HEAVEN.
3. White Sperry Topsiders.  Yes, they are obnoxious but it can't be helped, it's the truest of true love.
4. BaubleBar.  Cute, well-made jewelry that's not expensive and awesome.  I've gotten like ten things and I'm in love.  Free shipping and $10 off your first purchase.  It is awesome and you should try it and click through my link to buy your billions of things so I get more free jewels.  Free jewels!  So much cute stuff.
5. Miss Advised on Bravo.  It is DRECK.  It's terrible.  But I cannot get enough of it.  I love Julia Allison and her cute outfits!!! 

Five is a good number to start.  Hopefully we'll make some moves on a house today - fingers crossed!! 

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I Know, I Know...

Oh... hi there.  I think I remember you?  You look so much younger and thinner in person.  Anyway, yes, I have been gone for the better part of six weeks, but it's not my fault!  SO much has been going on that I've had a hard time teasing out everything that's happened and happening and when that happens, I tend to retreat.  I guess part of it is that I kind of feel like if I write about things before they happen, they won't happen.

No, I'm not pregnant.

What?  That is always my first assumption, but no, I am not.  The wine still flows freely.  And also, I like a little beer again every now and then.

This is boring.  I'm rusty.

Anyway, the big upheavals in Binkland involve a new job for Husband, a new car situation and major house hunting that has been taking FOREVER.  Dude, this is draining!  We're on our third offer and my nerves are seriously frayed.  Frayed, I tell you!  I know it will all be worth it, obviously, but I'd like it to be done sooner than later, you know?  So I can start buying my non-VOC paint and fancy rugs.  But the search still continues. 

So it's all been really great stuff, just a lot of stuff, and also we've been away a lot.  So I guess that has something to do with it. 

I will be back, and writing super hilariously hilarious things, but today will not be one of those days.

OH.  Also, I juice now.  I KNEW there was another life-changing event!  Yes, I pulled out the juicer we insitsted on registering for at our wedding and it is the best thing ever.  Guys, seriously - juice.  Then you can have wine and cheese and it all evens out. 

There was a girl bleaching her mustache in the PUBLIC locker room at the gym.  And there now hang multiple signs in said locker room warning that if anyone dyes their hair, they will be in big trouble.  Ew.